The most sexy, hot, voluptuous, piece of ass in the universe. She has wavy brown hair, tan skills, and freckles. She can take a dick. Nice tits and big ass.

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros

Kimberly Garcia will show you the true meaning of love. She WILL make you the happiest person on the planet. She is a very caring person and is very emotional. She's someone that you can hang out with and talk to any time. She will always hear you out and help you do what's right. If you're struggling she will help you get back on track. She will always be there! In good and bad times. She's one of the most best friends you could ever have. Finally she is VERY ATTRACTIVE, she's got everything a partner/spouse would want.

Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.

A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'

A type of cigar commonly emptied and filled with marijuana.

To perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-ass. Once this swamp-ass status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the shitters are full, and punish-fuck the ever living bejesus out her. Once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. Once you've contemplated you're own suicide, the process is complete.

A beautiful, mysterious woman in her mid 20's, also known as the girl who got away. She comes into your life rapidly, with grace and poise, leaving you wanting more with every touch. Her honesty makes you question everything you've ever done in your life. Her smile leaves you melting.