A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Noun: A feeling that you get when you just need to dance. This feeling overrides everything...you just NEED to dance. It is most often accompanied with groovy tunes.

To smell. REALLY REALLY BAD.

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.

Steps to hitting the funk:
1. Isolate the body
2. Swivel your legs
3. Throw her leg
4. Go to town and reep the rewards!!