A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

Noun: A feeling that you get when you just need to dance. This feeling overrides everything...you just NEED to dance. It is most often accompanied with groovy tunes.

To smell. REALLY REALLY BAD.

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.

Steps to hitting the funk:
1. Isolate the body
2. Swivel your legs
3. Throw her leg
4. Go to town and reep the rewards!!