Fuck Shit up Sunday
Fuck Everything Monday
Fuck Me Tuesday
Fuck This Wednesday
Fuck You Thursday
Fuck It Friday
Shut the Fuck Up Saturday
Friend 1: Dude! Have you heard of the fucks of the week?
Friend 2: Yeah. Today is fuck it friday
by Fexaj April 01, 2011
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From December 21st to December 27th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras our discord owner.
by YeetingTheYeeter December 18, 2020
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When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
by ducatigrrl August 30, 2011
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A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!
Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...
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