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A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.
Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"
by z4sniper September 04, 2019
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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