A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.
My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...
by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021
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When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
by aric endre April 21, 2019
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To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.
Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...
by mv74 March 14, 2009
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When the male deficates in the females mouth and she then French kisses it into the males mouth and then he spits it into her arse and then you eat her vagina out from behind with your forehead covered in your own shit
“Hey me and Jessica tried a French exit yesterday and now I have pinkeye
by R.I.P Nimbus March 09, 2019
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Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
by Approbate April 14, 2011
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