When you're from Franklin Lakes, everyone in New Jersey knows about your town.
You know you’re from Franklin Lakes when:
- You go to the Dunkin Donuts after school at FAMS
- You have been to the Indian Trail Club at least sometime in your life
- Most of your shopping is done at the Market Basket
- You attend MBS only on Easter and Christmas (only if you’re Catholic)
- Seeing Phil Simms around town is a normal thing
- You have gotten hit on / talked to the guy at the Citgo Station at least once in your life (RIP to the legend)
- You know the Lukoil in town in the place to get underage tobacco products
- People from other towns are obsessed with your house
- In addition to owning a huge house in town, you also own a vacation home at the Jersey Shore
- If you went to FAMS, you had Ms. Wulster for Phys. Ed. some point in your time there
- The majority of the kids who go to FAMS end up going to a private high school versus going to Indian Hills or Ramapo
- The majority of the moms drive a Tahoe or an Escalade
- You have a hard time deciding which of the 3 pizza places in town to order from
- Bagel Nosh is your go to breakfast place
- The Bar / Bat Mitzvah’s are more extravagant than the average wedding
- You tell people Michael Jackson lived here
- Every kid played for the “War Eagles” growing up, whether it was baseball, football, or basketball
You know you’re from Franklin Lakes when:
- You go to the Dunkin Donuts after school at FAMS
- You have been to the Indian Trail Club at least sometime in your life
- Most of your shopping is done at the Market Basket
- You attend MBS only on Easter and Christmas (only if you’re Catholic)
- Seeing Phil Simms around town is a normal thing
- You have gotten hit on / talked to the guy at the Citgo Station at least once in your life (RIP to the legend)
- You know the Lukoil in town in the place to get underage tobacco products
- People from other towns are obsessed with your house
- In addition to owning a huge house in town, you also own a vacation home at the Jersey Shore
- If you went to FAMS, you had Ms. Wulster for Phys. Ed. some point in your time there
- The majority of the kids who go to FAMS end up going to a private high school versus going to Indian Hills or Ramapo
- The majority of the moms drive a Tahoe or an Escalade
- You have a hard time deciding which of the 3 pizza places in town to order from
- Bagel Nosh is your go to breakfast place
- The Bar / Bat Mitzvah’s are more extravagant than the average wedding
- You tell people Michael Jackson lived here
- Every kid played for the “War Eagles” growing up, whether it was baseball, football, or basketball
by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow October 21, 2018
Arthur Fleck: You're awful Murray
Murray Franklin: Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?
Arthur: Playing my video, you invited me on this show, you just wanted to make fun of me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em
Murray: You don’t know the first thing about me pal.
Murray Franklin: Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?
Arthur: Playing my video, you invited me on this show, you just wanted to make fun of me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em
Murray: You don’t know the first thing about me pal.
by a member of the society November 01, 2019
Verb: to suggest the act of tasting penis and grapefruit in an attempt to find out which tastes better.
Aye Monica, why you got all this grapefruit?
Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.
Babe, chill.
I don't have chill nigga.
Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.
Babe, chill.
I don't have chill nigga.
by MagPsiPhi May 10, 2014
Generally refering to a male born of a spicy Cajun Italian european heritage in southern Louisiana, who's hobbies include keeping vehicles more sideways than straight while driving, and clacking handguns together in a threatening yet somehow mesmerizing fashion to show dominance over other competing males.
You see that fireball that Crazy Franklin just blew off?
And yet, a little Crazy Franklin lives on in all of us.
And yet, a little Crazy Franklin lives on in all of us.
by Toomnypuppieswthgunsntheirhand September 15, 2016
The most powerful punch known to man. Many believe it to be more lethal than a Chuck Norris Round-House Kick, and if one attains a nine hundred thousand trillion killstreak in Call of Duty, a Franklin Punch is earned. It kills everything anywhere on the map that you want to kill.
Chris got Franklin Punched with a left hand, and he was knocked out and had a red eye for months. He barely survived.
by anonymousjulianstudent69 April 25, 2011
A small town in Massachusetts overpopulated by Italians, pretty much everyone in franklin is a hardcore athlete of some kind, most of them are assholes and the town is filled with drama but overall it's decent. Every Friday night they dress up in white and blue for the highschool football games and almost everyone there knows how to party.
Person 1: those boys in the blue and white are hot
Person 2: they're from franklin Massachusetts
Person 1: nevermind
Person 2: they're from franklin Massachusetts
Person 1: nevermind
by Litlife1738 September 16, 2017
(Benjamin) Franklin/ Franco Faces - American Slang, commonly used by 90's rappers. Refers to a U.S. 100$ bill, making reference to the face of Benjamin Franklin which can be seen on one of these bills.
by Fistoz January 04, 2012

