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A.K.A Arthur Fonzarelli A.K.A The Big Thumbs Up
Notorious child rapist who plagued the greater Milwaukee area in the 1950's. 'Fonzie' generally targeted teemage highschool girls,who he seduced and or drugged their milkshakes before taking them back to his garage or his small surburban dwelling. Once there he was purported to force himself on the girls violently, with any resistance being met with a forceful 'Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!' or 'I'm the Fonz' or most luridly 'Sit On It.'
Fonzarelli despite being clearly in his late thirtieswhen he began and early forties by the time he was apprehended apparently had little difficulty blending in and wore a leather jacket and jeans.
When he was apprehended his shocked landlord a Mrs.Marion Cunningham said she was shocked and that 'he was such a nice quiet boy.' The Fonz is currently serving fourteen straight twenty year jail terms forhis crimes.
Notorious child rapist who plagued the greater Milwaukee area in the 1950's. 'Fonzie' generally targeted teemage highschool girls,who he seduced and or drugged their milkshakes before taking them back to his garage or his small surburban dwelling. Once there he was purported to force himself on the girls violently, with any resistance being met with a forceful 'Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!' or 'I'm the Fonz' or most luridly 'Sit On It.'
Fonzarelli despite being clearly in his late thirtieswhen he began and early forties by the time he was apprehended apparently had little difficulty blending in and wore a leather jacket and jeans.
When he was apprehended his shocked landlord a Mrs.Marion Cunningham said she was shocked and that 'he was such a nice quiet boy.' The Fonz is currently serving fourteen straight twenty year jail terms forhis crimes.
Teenage girl: But I don't want to touch that part of you Fonzie.
The Fonz:Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!Sit on it, I'm The Fonz.
The Fonz:Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!Sit on it, I'm The Fonz.
by StudsTurkel September 25, 2007
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Max's dad. Very cool guy.
Famous for his acting role in "Happy Days". He's also a director & producer (credits include "Cop and a Half", "MacGyver", and the TV series of "Clueless").
Famous for his acting role in "Happy Days". He's also a director & producer (credits include "Cop and a Half", "MacGyver", and the TV series of "Clueless").
<at a screening of a student film>
some random parent: "Omigod, it's the Fonz!"
random film student: *turns around to look* "Oh yeah...that's Max's dad..."
some random parent: "Omigod, it's the Fonz!"
random film student: *turns around to look* "Oh yeah...that's Max's dad..."
by basementvamp May 15, 2006
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With two standing girls poised asses inward, a central guy throws both his arms outward and inserts one thumb per anus. "Aaaayyyy! You just got humiliated!"
Last weekend Dan was one freak short of a Fonz-fest. Aaaaay, maybe next time, buddy. But even The Fonz would wash his hands before eating.
by SKlebfosho September 10, 2006