a badass hockey player, don't let his height fool you. Isn't afraid to be himself, knows how to make people laugh. Likes to curse.
Are you friends with Ian Fleming? He's the coolest kid around.
by ian's besties June 29, 2011
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the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)
jasper fleming is preety darn lit!
by booboo higgens November 17, 2017
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That dope ass Motherfucker that rails bitches leaving them with a major limp or just straight up with roast beef pussy after he’s done with them
“Damn did you hear that hoe ass roast beef no ass crooked nipple ass bartender can’t even walk after Chris Fleming got done with her”
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The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These
Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt
by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010
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When a woman vomits on the chest of her partner during sex.
I heard she was so trashed that he ended up on the wrong side of a Dirty Fleming.
by charlito81 May 14, 2010
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Fleming is super chill, athletic, funny, and smart. She’s down for a good time and is a good partier.
dude last night Fleming was so fun to hang out with
by basketballlover777 April 15, 2019
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1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by idcay June 17, 2011
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