When you have diarreah or rocket ass so bad you actually heat up the bowl or surrounding area with the fumes and the force of your ass exploding out gas and sewage in a violent manner.
Dude, i shouldn't have eaten that hot dog from that food stand last night, i've got major flamethrower ass today.
by shooooteh February 4, 2005
When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.
I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.
by Sluttypumpkin December 1, 2014
Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.
Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!
by Moteuczoma January 18, 2011
When a women is giving you a blow job while you are standing up you simply turn around and fart into a lit match, therefor blowing fire into the womens face. This is often used for pay-back or if the chick is getting annoying.
Vinny's girl cheated on him so Vinny gave that old crank the Brooklyn flamethrower, that really set her straight!
by Austin BLAX April 4, 2008
Dutch Flamethrower (N);
The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"
1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)
2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.
4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)
Where did is come from?
The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"
1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)
2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.
4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)
Where did is come from?
The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
by RyAnH1 April 15, 2009
When a man or woman empties hot sauce packets upon a womans vagina and then proceeds to lick it all out giving him or her a burning mouth and her a warm sensation.
Hey, we have extra hot sauce from taco bell. How would you like to use it to bangcock flamethrower me?
by B-E-Rab May 23, 2008
Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014