a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien
person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"
by a kind of cool doughnut May 18, 2017
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A special ed toy stupid people play with and don't have a thing to do else with their shitty lives.
Mom can I get a fidget spinner .

Mom : hell no those are for sped people
by Tommy Andrew May 23, 2017
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So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS
Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
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A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
by Triplecard333 August 07, 2017
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Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch
Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch
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