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Short for the Federal Reserve Bank, A PRIVATE COMPANY which creates money out of thin air and loans said money to the US Government at interest.
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.

The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.

When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.
My 401K is now a 201K, Thanks, Al!
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Shows up after four stars.
Oh shit, I shouldn't have blown up all those Crown Vics. Now the fed is after my ass!
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In economics, short for the Federal Reserve Bank, a government institution which oversees monetary policy and banking. www.federalreserve.gov on the web.

As such, a horrifyingly boring subject to study at length.
The Fed is expected to raise interest rates at the end of the month.
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