Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects
After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face
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The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.
Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”

That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”
by Koshell September 23, 2020
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all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.
Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.
by allwrong4u February 12, 2018
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The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.
Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married
by OhNoPotato March 05, 2016
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Someone who tells a story for so long they lose everyone listening to the stories attention and intrest. Or somone who tries to tell a joke but goes on about it for too long and it becomes not funny.
Yea that guy is a total Supafactolinchamito face
by jdcumbot January 21, 2011
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The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging
I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening
by doctorryan27 July 05, 2021
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