Ewan is a right twat that no matter what you will always be slightly annoyed at him because his face is just generaly insulting

A very cool guy who goes under the alias of Super Saiyan Goku.

A guy with a dick face

Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people

A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa

Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....

An extremely "small" biatch who gets laid more times than we could even imagine...think about it!