Saying 'yes' to going out with someone due to peer pressure or not wanting to let them the other person down. And then dumping them after a short period of time going out with them, such as, an hour.
"Will you go out with me?"
*Peer pressure*
"Yes.."
~An hour later~
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you.."

"Ohmigod, that guy just did a Ewan!"
by MagicalUnicornyay November 16, 2012
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Little boy with a tiny penis who also likes to dress up as a sailor.....
by Jimmy Cricket February 05, 2004
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That creepy stalker that lives at the corner of your streer.
His name was Ewan and he watched me while I walked home.
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Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood
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A steamy motherfucker who likes to lick and suck yer da his avon. Sometimes he tries to get you in his van to then put you in his basement or shed to proceed and earrape the absolute crap out of you.
Ewan: get in my totally not suspicious white van with "free avon" on the side for some free avon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
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Once merely a forename, over time the use of this whilst in conversation with a Ewan became an indicator that the topic of conversion was of a serious nature.

Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
"What a fricking Ewan!"

As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
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Someone with a hairline is receding faster than the speed of light
Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
by Jamal Ahem 3rd March 06, 2019
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