Saying 'yes' to going out with someone due to peer pressure or not wanting to let them the other person down. And then dumping them after a short period of time going out with them, such as, an hour.
"Will you go out with me?"
*Peer pressure*
"Yes.."
~An hour later~
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you.."
"Ohmigod, that guy just did a Ewan!"
*Peer pressure*
"Yes.."
~An hour later~
"I'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you.."
"Ohmigod, that guy just did a Ewan!"
by MagicalUnicornyay November 16, 2012
by Jimmy Cricket February 05, 2004
by The guy sitting next to u April 14, 2016
by martin January 14, 2005
A steamy motherfucker who likes to lick and suck yer da his avon. Sometimes he tries to get you in his van to then put you in his basement or shed to proceed and earrape the absolute crap out of you.
Ewan: get in my totally not suspicious white van with "free avon" on the side for some free avon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
by Advanced Derp April 30, 2017
Once merely a forename, over time the use of this whilst in conversation with a Ewan became an indicator that the topic of conversion was of a serious nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
"What a fricking Ewan!"
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
by WozRoz October 02, 2019
Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
by Jamal Ahem 3rd March 06, 2019

