The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.

What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers.

"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.

Also see chav

Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".

Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.

trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.

"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board

3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence