Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
3
Now I'm not a scientist or anything but my theory for 2017 Hollywood's "The Emoji Movie" is most likely the #1 reason the suicide percent has gone up drastically in the past year. I mean HELL! In Florida since 2016 the suicide rates went up to over a staggering 14.2!
The Emoji Movie Review:
"I don't know why I feel like shit. They say I'm fine but I'm not fine. I'm dying inside, and all I see are demons!"
-Pink Guy 'Help'
"I don't know why I feel like shit. They say I'm fine but I'm not fine. I'm dying inside, and all I see are demons!"
-Pink Guy 'Help'
by OceanManTakeMeByTheHand! August 21, 2017
4
Only the most cancerous film ever to be created. literally has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes. Like, seriously Sony. Why would you make this?
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna go see The Emoji Movie?
Person 2: (grabs revolver) Whoever kills themselves last will have to buy the tickets.
Person 2: (grabs revolver) Whoever kills themselves last will have to buy the tickets.
by somesortofgaykid August 02, 2017
5
1. The biggest disgrace that has ever plagued the himan race
2. An obvious sign of the drastic decrease in intelligence in the human race and a strong reminder that the apocalypse is upon us.
2. An obvious sign of the drastic decrease in intelligence in the human race and a strong reminder that the apocalypse is upon us.
White Girl: I'm going to see the emoji movie when it comes out!!
Me: *packing up end-of-the-world survival gear* oh sorry gotta run!!!!!!!!!
Me: *packing up end-of-the-world survival gear* oh sorry gotta run!!!!!!!!!
by Ihatemyselfie March 03, 2017
6
Picture this: You have finally perished; Your organs have all been removed and sorted in front of you in alphabetical order, as your vision fades to black, you start to feel free and all senses stop; there is nothing, you are nowhere, you are no one. Suddenly you are abruptly awakened from your lack of existence, and even though all of your senses are gone, you know, you see and you feel bright colourful lights. The beams of light sear through you, all senses return, but the only thing you feel is pain. Pain immeasurable beyond belief and your retinas are burned by something. As you relive all of the pain from your existence, you see in front of you Sony Product Placement There they are, right in front of you, grinning their awkward gaping mouths in amusement of your suffering; advertisements for mobile apps are shoved down your throat. You beg for the suffering to end, you try to flee and end up running in the same direction of the plot. Candy crush catches you unawares in your desperate to escape the endless torture and it smites you down with the power of several major corporations. Then there is noise. there will never be peace for you here. The twitter bird lifts you above all the madness in its talons; you see the end, you reach, but the talons are released and you fall. Your empty, meaningless and cold shell of a being is crushed upon the ground and all fades to black once more. You awake, Goofy is comparing your pharynx and your larynx, you smile, you feel revealed.
Goofy: hyuck, hyuck, (sharpens knife)
Person who watched the emoji movie: This makes me feel better than watching the emoji movie.
Person who watched the emoji movie: This makes me feel better than watching the emoji movie.
by December 08, 2019