Guy with a big forehead thinks he has lots of friends but in reality two don’t really count as a lot
by Towelboy223 December 03, 2017
Who is Elon Musk?
He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.
But like...
With a lot of money.
That’s Elon Musk.
He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.
But like...
With a lot of money.
That’s Elon Musk.
“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”
by josie758 March 18, 2018
Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.
by BigoofMax February 27, 2019
Elon Crust is one of the 4 major bread gods. He controls the crusty area outside of the bread's center. The other 3 gods and Vladimir Gluten, Mr. Yeast, and Toast Malone.
by frankbeans January 02, 2020
John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?
Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.
Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.
by Rodney Simpson June 15, 2019
Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
by Jarvis hutchinson October 04, 2019
The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.
As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.
by Pinhole Pornhole September 12, 2018