A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.
Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.
by Pontius Pilate July 15, 2006
A Person, most originally of white descent and had many great rulers such as tutankhamun and alexander which alot of people fail to realise that most of world was originally white but due to race mixing look how bad egypt has gone.
by Schutz May 11, 2005
When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.
It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.
by Tee-bag May 16, 2009
Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.
Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.
by JoeTonigh October 07, 2010
When a couple decide to take their relationship further, with both parties shitting in a bathtub, and then one partner receives anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. Like riding a boat.
by FatWillysSurfShack June 16, 2016
by Scott November 13, 2003
The 'Prelude' to a three way - Where two girls/two guys stand on either side of a guy/girl and make out/grind with them.
by Orangep33ls October 25, 2009