"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
by Doctor Drey May 30, 2014
A fine, lustrous cotton grown in Egypt.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.
by Cazzaca May 22, 2006
Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.
We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!
by steele80 March 04, 2008
When a certain Hossam Abdou and a certain Jacob Yousef face off in a 1v1 fiFA battle and the winner is crowned the EGYPTIAN WINNER.
1. Let's do an EGYPTIAN BATTLE!
2. Jake: "I'm so much better than you at fiFA. I've beaten you the last two times."
Hossam: "I'm clearly better than you."
Steve: "EGYPTIAN BATTLEEEEEE"
2. Jake: "I'm so much better than you at fiFA. I've beaten you the last two times."
Hossam: "I'm clearly better than you."
Steve: "EGYPTIAN BATTLEEEEEE"
by carlsapphire December 08, 2010
When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
by Luke Oats January 13, 2018
Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.
I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.
by ShockinglyMexican December 07, 2010
A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.
by CleoCat October 21, 2010