Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").

The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.

An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.

Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving.

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.