When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
by ContestPhenom November 09, 2019
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Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
by Redraw28 April 27, 2017
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by Fryeman March 08, 2021
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Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.
Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>
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In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
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Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.
by AnalDestruction98 December 29, 2015
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