by Hugh J ASS May 11, 2018
The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017
by chigginnugz May 21, 2018
by cuntryboysghs March 08, 2011
When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
by themanwiththeplan91090 March 05, 2014
by docbrown88 February 24, 2014
Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
by apt279 May 16, 2019