by Spice mistress September 30, 2013
when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
by denverbud420 October 30, 2013
The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.
James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
by Intereo March 08, 2011
Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.
by si2high July 03, 2010
Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."
Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."
Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
by Louie Carman May 18, 2013
The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
by tamslam March 02, 2015
by SketchMcTrip August 18, 2010