A sweet ass phone made by motorolla, and its carrier is verizon, it's a smartphone that requires a data package, but has 3G, wifi, and a boatload of useful and useless apps.
Me: I own a motorolla droid, therefore, i am awesome.
Phone hater: It sucks, you can't do ANYTHING on it.
Me: *Punches phone hater in the face*
Phone hater: It sucks, you can't do ANYTHING on it.
Me: *Punches phone hater in the face*
by Blandsman August 25, 2010
The Original Motorola Droid. The phone that just won't die, this thing has been rooted, hacked, condemned, and proclaimed inadequate. Thanks to the hacker community, it's still running the latest and greatest.
by OmniUni May 29, 2011
When your Android powered cell phone has been off for a while, or extreme popularity has caused it to ring multiple times in a row.
by DaShawn White January 08, 2012
Customer service cogs who can't answer a straight question Like a human being because they are forced to read off a script and the only words on the script are "I'm sorry", " I'm sorry", "I'm sorry."
I spent an hour on the phone trying to get past the automated attendant only to be transferred to a real life human devoid droid .
by Larklynchnoon June 22, 2017
Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."
by Qui-Gon Gin, extra dry December 31, 2009
A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
by Berkshire Fapaway January 03, 2020
by Billza February 14, 2008