The superior team in the jatp Twitter olympics

To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

Even if you're not a member of any intelligence agency, you notice that the guy who says he was Uday Hussein's body double in real life looks nothing like Uday Hussein. He's heavier set and has no resemblence to Uday physically or in manner.

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.

The double blackout is when you go day drinking, and blackout for the first time before noon. You won’t know what happened but when you wake up there could be a stranger in your bed and you could be naked. That’s when you start to piece your day together and wonder what happened with the stranger. However, it’s only 4pm and your friends want to meet up. That’s when you rally. The probably ends with shots of tequila and throwing up in an alley outside some kind of shit smelling Indian restaurant. But you don’t know bc you just did the double blackout. The next morning is a rough one.

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.