Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.

Shut That Damned Door

by Shut That Damned Door July 29, 2019

Nice door

A phrase often used when someone is claiming they have your dox.

Grunfield1: Loool you lost 30-0 in a sniper 1v1 Yeahs567: Nice door! Swat bout to kick it down in 30 mins Grunfield1: Yeah aight

by ZuiyOTF47 August 01, 2022

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?" "Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 22, 2021

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 05, 2022