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A mad man in a blue box. Loves bowties, and is obsessed with fezzes. Ironically, he has never been ginger, but is and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and dreamer of improbable dreams.
by violeteyesadcw January 10, 2017
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A madman with a box. A genius with a big swishy coat. A veteran dressed like a magician. He's all of these. And whatever you do, never bring up the name Rose Tyler. He's compassionate. He's everything good about the universe. But if you do something bad, he'll come for you.
Look up genocide in the dictionary. There's a picture of The Doctor. The caption says, "Over my dead body!"
by Brewsterion April 27, 2017
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He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.
He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked.
He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space.
He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion.
The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting.
His name...is the Doctor.
He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked.
He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space.
He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion.
The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting.
His name...is the Doctor.
by WHOligan May 12, 2010
4
He is like fire, burning through time, as old as forever the past in his prime. You'll see his blue spaceship materialize, he'll look out and say to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
A 900 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue police box.
A 900 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue police box.
Person 1: Oh my goodness, the doctor is so hot!
Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space!
Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh yeah, where the Doctor meets River Song again.
Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space!
Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh yeah, where the Doctor meets River Song again.
by TARDIStacular October 14, 2010
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The Doctor is the last of his race, the Timelords, which was destroyed in the Time War. He was born in Gallifrey and travels through time and space in his TARDIS, which looks like a blue police box. Originally the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions in Space) was able to change its appearance to blend in to its surroundings, but that feature has been long broken, much like many of its functions.
The Doctor often travels with companions. His greatest rival is The Master. His enemies are the Daleks.
He may sound like he's from the North, but in actuality, he's an alien, and lots of planets have a North for your information.
The Doctor often travels with companions. His greatest rival is The Master. His enemies are the Daleks.
He may sound like he's from the North, but in actuality, he's an alien, and lots of planets have a North for your information.
by Naomi_D February 29, 2008