He's a dodo, no no didn't hear it from me

"He's a dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me"

person 1: hey you are a dodo
person 2:you son of a dodo

A good man is worth the wait, so quit dating dodos.

Human 1:I just took at dodo
Human 2: You mean shit?
Human 1: No, dodo is another word for shit

"Seen hundreds of dodos at the starbucks, all alone, clicking on their phones in misery and lonliness, felt like they asshole fell out and their whole family died, while sitting next to each other in Quiet Desperation"

Person 1: "you know I seem kinda like a dodo myself"
Person 2: "wait aren't dodos extinct?"
Person 1: "no they aren't their a word now look it up in urban dictionary"