Urban Dictionary: The Dick and Nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

by whamcity April 04, 2012

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.

Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"

by Byutay August 01, 2018

A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005

Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!

by Elysha January 20, 2003

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick

Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.

by mikalah July 17, 2021