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This is when girls want to be with every douche bag an jerk in the world in other words they want to ride every dick out there before settling down with a good guy.
Good guys get left in the friend zone because of the dick theory
by Actuality June 27, 2015
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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