Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 04, 2012
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A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
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Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.
Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
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An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.
Yeah, he will call, I left my decoy panties so he will think he got luckier than he did
by tmwiggins January 06, 2011
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Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
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A female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. Variant on 'wingwoman'.
Don't worry mate, it's in the bag, we've got our decoy duck
by occamsrazor42 November 19, 2010
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A mixed martial arts submission move where one opponent sits on the face of another in order to apply an arm bar, thereby causing a tapout.
Mike gave Jeff a teabag decoy and was able to apply an armbar, causing Jeff to tapout.
by knickerbocker334 August 10, 2009
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