Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 04, 2012
by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017
Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.
Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
by cawcawmothahfuckah December 25, 2013
An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.
by tmwiggins January 06, 2011
Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013
A female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. Variant on 'wingwoman'.
by occamsrazor42 November 19, 2010
A mixed martial arts submission move where one opponent sits on the face of another in order to apply an arm bar, thereby causing a tapout.
by knickerbocker334 August 10, 2009

