A picture of yourself looking like a clown, printed on a 8.5x11 or larger piece of paper. It just screams "who wants to invest in printer ink?". It must tell corny jokes through chat bubbles. The decoy is used in a homeroom class at school so you can place the decoy at your regular seat and go sit with your friends.
by Bob Decoymaker November 28, 2011
The fine social con of bringing a person as your date to an event such as a wedding to give the impression you are in a serious relationship when you are not.
As he was merely decoying, primarily for the benefit of his ex, he made sure to add to the impression by not being able to keep his lips and hands off his stunning partner throughout the evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 05, 2019
When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.
by Ian January 30, 2005
Guy 1: Why are you spending money on these girls when they do not put out for you?
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!
by LexicalBoomer January 12, 2020