The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can