Urban Dictionary: The Dave

The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.

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dave waterstreet

To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.

Dave Waterstreet went to the woods to see what he could find, he found peppa pig and blasted her

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dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

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Dave’s Creamery

A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel

Yo, I gotta go meet Rachel at Dave’s Creamery I’ll met up with y’all later.

by Johnathan Equis January 30, 2019

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Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

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Dave’s Icecream

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout

“Hey, I’m leaving with Rach to get Dave’s Icecream.”

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Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 01, 2017

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