Putting your junk in a passed out girls hand, repeatedly.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.