A van, unlike any other, which prompts the mind to think Tony Danza will step out at any time.
That van looks like it gives out free candy to children. No, that's a Tony Danza Van.
by afanofandyrupert January 25, 2013
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To smack one's penis across the face of a woman, showing her "Who's The Boss"
Angela was nagging me all day yesterday, so when she gave me a blow job I Tony Danza Slapped her on the lips before I came.
by solitaryopus August 16, 2008
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when a chick is givin you dome you take your dick put of her mouth and smack her in the face with it...the sound is somethin like ...BA CA CA as it ricochets off of her face very funny
the sound of me danza slappin that chick was liike BA CA CA
by B.Carroll 15063 September 02, 2006
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Masturbating.

This is a term that is used to talk about masturbating when you don't want people to know what you're talking about.
Todd: Yea so then I was killing Tony Danza, and Dana called me up.

Danny: Did you stop?

Mom: Hey boys, did you say you wanted some cookies?
by mm13 July 30, 2006
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where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"
I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap
by drewski October 04, 2004
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The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.
by zomgzhaxed October 26, 2007
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the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand
the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul
by jason February 16, 2005
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