A board you keep your cups on.
I put my cup on my cupboard.
by qwertyjk May 7, 2019
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A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
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A cupboard in your home that is earmarked for putting odd items in. It usually starts as a regular cupboard but ends up with anything and everything. Mostly full of items that should have been thrown away or given to someone else but instead are kept because you think you may have use for them in 10 years.
I'll just put this tent in this cupboard. I'm sure we'll use it more than once. It's not as though we have a void cupboard.
by Millgid July 1, 2021
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Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.
by NasT4U May 24, 2023
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Port a john, port a potty, portable potty
I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.
by I crack myself up August 14, 2022
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A term for a place that someone masturbates in.
"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."
by Weedster Parker January 28, 2022
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