A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.
Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.
by alkruhn March 24, 2020
by your local ice cream seller June 19, 2021
The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.
by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 04, 2020
by cdawg91 February 21, 2021
by ArgonZoran June 29, 2016
The literal epitome of sexiness. He is the king of Farieds and will rule them all. He’s a chad in every regard, and is in a (one sided) relationship with Alex ;)
Person1: hey it’s the cum man behind the slaughter
Person2: yeah he is with Alex
The Cum man behind the slaughter: omae wa mou shindeiru
Person1 & person2: NANI
Person2: yeah he is with Alex
The Cum man behind the slaughter: omae wa mou shindeiru
Person1 & person2: NANI
by Onkornix February 25, 2021