The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

When getting blowed by your girlfriend on a railroad pump trolley, while pumping her up and down by the handles, and finishing on her face.

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

The act of a woman blocking her bf facialising her with one hand and then slapping him with the same sticky hand. Once pulling off this ninjs-like move the girl then has every right to shout "bitch" or any similar insult at her other half.

Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.

This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.

A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.

It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.