While taking a girl from behind, just before you cum pull out and get her to lie flat. After releasing your load and filling her arse crack lay on top of her for a while. Hopefully she will fall asleep only to wake finding her cheeks stuck together causing her to make a crackling sound as she trys to walk the next day!

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.