"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
by atomicdonkey August 25, 2003
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A person who is your relative, your right hand, if you know what I mean. Now let's be honest, we all have had an sexual intercourse with our cousins, or at least got a hand job from a cousin.
Person: Hey cousin, wanna practice the pop bob sex dupe together?

Cousin: Oh hell yeah!
by Oh hey cousin. March 20, 2023
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DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.
by groff6 March 28, 2010
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A word many native americans call eachother, it does not nesasrly mean they are related. Some of the native American beliefs say that the creator ceated us all, therefore we are all cousins.
Hey cousin, wuts up.
by Jeremiah January 16, 2005
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Cousin or cuz is used to describe a close friend or can be a reasonable substitute for a name that is unknown; Is also used as a greeting by members of the California based Crip gang.
"what up cousin" or "whats crackin cuz"
also see son
by R-kIVe July 22, 2005
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a person in your life that is simultaneously one of your best friends because they are of your blood and therefore automatically connected to you, but also essentially a sibling to you - someone that God has blessed you with as a ready-made friend"
"my best friend is my cousin. Do I need say anything else"?
by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018
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Your best friend. The one you call for all your problems. The one you can tell anything and absolutely everything to. Your bestie? She's more than that. She's your sister. She's the only one who will tell you your fat, or ugly, or smell bad. She's the only one who will tell you your boyfriends a jackass. She'll beat the crap out of anyone hating on you and you'll do the same for her. She's more than just family. She's your fucking life.
Person 1: "Who is your best friend?"
PErson 2: "My cousin obviously...
by holllaaa;) June 19, 2011
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