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2013's new STD, a mutation of the clap. Also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. It turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. It's food preferances are iphones and clothes.
I heard #blogguy fucked that whore Jenelle Evans, he has The Court now.
by Shellbyrox March 29, 2013
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A spot somewhere on west ninth street in santa rosa, ca where you will usually find drunk people on friday and or saturday nights of the week. There is someone ALWAYS saying "Hey dont trip. Get your perk on dont trip." over and over and over.
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by JeromeDizzle October 07, 2006
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