When you are eating a girl out and the pussy just isn't enough for you. You proceed to take a quick break unknowing to your girl and take a bite of a pastrami sandwich you have hidden. Then you get back to eating the more delicious pastrami in between your girls legs. Just like George did in the episode.
by Barney Cannon June 17, 2009
A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.
by chart March 30, 2007
A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...
A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.
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A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.
retortcomebackinsult
by balls for wits January 08, 2009
by Brian Schiller October 05, 2006
by Cobalt321 March 05, 2008
dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali November 18, 2010
A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.
by jammiep September 11, 2011