Conquistador

When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.

Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.

Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.

by RamZer0 May 9, 2011

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 30, 2005

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 21, 2004

anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 19, 2010

Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

by RodWood July 17, 2010

rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid November 19, 2007

vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006