by vanozzy24 June 6, 2011
a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female
Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.
by Mylar-Balloon May 17, 2009
Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019
Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.
by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022
Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022
by McDimple December 12, 2017
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022