the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex
I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm
by zackattack98 November 28, 2011
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The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?
by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014
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A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
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When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".
Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.
by Nastyneeder February 08, 2019
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Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 09, 2017
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Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes
Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??
by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017
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