When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 25, 2017
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A person who suffers from extreme oral fixation resulting in uncontrolled dick sucking in public restrooms with random men
Check dat' hoe she's clingon
by rediculouse z-train July 31, 2016
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One who leches off healthy relationships and has no real friends of their own.
Person A: Who's the new person?
Person B: Clingon.
by Jim Harrock April 29, 2016
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An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!
Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 11, 2016
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