In the technology sector, a chunnel refers to the large air duct that expunges approximately 1,000,000 cubic feet of supercooled air per minute (more or less) onto the area in which you are trying to work. Usually found above cubes or in data centers above the KVM switches that attach to the monitors and keyboards, thusly making the affected technician shiver so much that he mis-types commands and destroys critical data.
In a futile attempt to stave off hypothermia, Joe Mc. created a baffle out of manila folders and stapled them to the chunnel's orifice above his desk. The power of the chunnel and the air spewing forth could not be contained, however, and he is being treated for frostbite.
by BrownPanic February 19, 2008
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A combination of the words chunnel and mung, origins reaching back to the mid 2000's. A chunnel-mung consists of a cadaver with a plastic clear tube leading out of it's anus into another (very much alive) persons mouth. Once everything is in place, the living person then stomps on the dead persons stomach, eating the resulting liquids/fecal matter shooting into their mouth via tube action.
Lets get together and chunnel-mung this weekend.
I am the Emperor of the Mung dynasty.

I am the governor of the province of Chunn-el.
by roberta flackjacket February 03, 2010
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Riding in a vehicle at fast speeds with the windows down, creating a roaring wind noise.
I can't smoke a smog or hear anything while we're in this wind chunnel.
by A-Town Crew June 02, 2005
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verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***
friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.
by karl hungus February 07, 2005
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An act where 2 women wearing plastic warm honey filled dildos have thier way with a man in the middle who is facing upwards, an inverse Eiffel Tower
Oprah and Galye "London Chunneled" the heck out of Stedman last night, a good time was had by all!
by The Dirty Geek January 26, 2011
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