A child who has uncontrollable bowels. He poops everywhere which causes him to go batshit crazy. He’s the kind of guy your mom tells you to be nice too.
“Where did all this poop come from?”
Oh, that was Christian.”
by PoopieHead420 July 29, 2019
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Christian is a guy unlike any other. He is the perfect combination of stereotypes in high school novels, the jock, the prom king, the joker and the player. The things that Christian values above all are honesty and cup size. Christian would win Love Island based solely on deluded god complex. His Love like his trust is finite, it is a resource only awarded to those who earn it. Christian has the ability to make any girl fall in love with him, even if that girl happens to be a high school chemistry teacher. He achieves this using a mixture of his irresistible charisma and surprising intelligence. The guy has the ability to achieve great things academically, but only of he got of his ass and stopped being so lazy. To conclude, you cant help but fall in love with a Christian, stay vigilant. It is important to know that if you dig deep enough and scrape away all the dickhead, Christian is actually a decent friend and person overall, plus, hes mad good looking which is a bonus.
Its prom night "Christian" is probably on the prowl
Don't mind "Christian" he means well
by The_Count_ June 24, 2019
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a guy you can spill your guts to with no fear of anyone else finding out. the wisest idiot you have ever met. he isnt perfect, and may have made a few mistakes, but he knows it and tries to learn from it and move on. he is extremely insightful, and when you talk to him you feel like he knows exactly what you are thinking before you say it. Has the most beautiful eyes of any boy you have ever met, and you have to watch yourself so you dont end up staring.. bear hugs are always welcome, because they make you feel like you are wrapped up in love and safety no matter your current situation in life and you forget your feet are on the ground. sarcasm drips from everything he says but that just makes you adore him more. he loves music with all he is, especially hardcore. he works hard and long to provide for his future, and for that you respect him. when you need him he appears at any time of day or night. he can be full of himself and really stupid sometimes. his self-esteem level goes to the negatives and he seems to jump from girl to girl, which drives you absolutely insane, but in the end you know you will stay. he says he cares about you, but sometimes you wonder if he genuinely means it. during the hardest times of your year, you stay up late and think about your conversations. you cant help but smile. he is your guardian angel. and though the world doesnt accept him, he wants to break down the walls of stereotypes and make his mark before he goes.
christian: he doesnt love you. and you dont love him.
you:why do you say that?
christian: because we arent who we are supposed to be yet. no one is. so why fall for someone who doesnt exist?
by xxkill_the_eggrollsxx November 20, 2010
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A Christian is an individual who has placed their trust in the finished work of Jesus Christ on the cross on their behalf. The significance of this has eternal ramifications due to its supernatural implications.

A Christian is credited with Christ's merits of perfect righteousness, whilst Jesus is credited with the imperfections of lawlessness of the believer; this is called imputation. Christ takes the punishment, the believer inherits reward (Ephesians 1:5-14).

Since the Christian is joined with Jesus' death they are joined with His resurrection which is a new creation (2 Corinthians 5:17), the sin nature put to death and the new nature birthed and grown through sanctification (holiness) onto glorification (Heaven). This is what it means to be born again as Jesus spoke of in John 3:7.

Being Born again is a state of being, a supernatural transfiguration which is known as regeneration (Titus 3:5).

Christians live to bring Glory to God (1 Corinthians 10:31).

Christians understand that the Bible is the primary means of God revealing Himself to the individual and thus the measuring stick to all life's dissensions and actions (John 17:17, 2 Timothy 3:16-17 ).

Christians earnestly await Jesus' return to judge the world in righteousness (Acts 17:31 , Philippians 3:20-21) . Those who reject God's gift and command of reconciliation are condemned to everlasting torment whilst those who submit to His will are exalted with everlasting life (Matthew 25:41,Matthew 23:11-12).
How do you know you are a Christian?
- I have recognized my need for redemption as a result of me breaking the law of God and have received His free gift of reconciliation by grace through faith in the life and work of Jesus Christ the God-man on the cross.

What must I do to become a Christian?
-Repent and believe the Gospel.
by Psalm_51 August 19, 2013
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The most amazing, cute, adorable person ever. They will make you feel like the best person ever and make you smile all the time, they will make a big impact in your life and they are the most caring person ever and make you feel happy all the time. You’ll never get tired of them.
Christian: hi

AudrEy: that’s fricking adorable marry me
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An amazing boyfriend who will care about you and never let go. Hottie who will always make sure you're ok and do every freaking possible thing to make u happy. He will flatter u all the time and cuddle u and tell u he loves you all the time. U are lucky to have one in ur life even if u are just friends!
Is Christian ur bf??
HELL YEAH!!!
by The best gf December 26, 2017
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A guy that is kind, nice, sweet, caring, and funny. He is that one guy friend that you've been looking for ALL your life. He is the guy that you can talk to about ANYTHING, from personal things to usual events, and knowing that it'll stick to him. He's that one guy who you think would never exist. He can be quite annoying at times, when people just don't want him around, but without him there, your day would seem just...boring. He's also a great listener. He'll listen to what you have to talk or vent about in your life and try to do the best he can to help you out. He'll even understand what you're talking about due to the fact that he's been through really tough and hard times. His self-esteem is quite low, especially his confidence, making him that cute shy-guy. Whenever he would like a girl, he'd always be nervous around her, he couldn't even look at her. But, he goes to great lengths to do whatever he can to get her attention and to make a great impression on her. Heck, he would even buy you a thousand roses for her.
Sure he isn't the cutest or handsomest guy in the world, with the nicest body, or soft locks of hair, or those gleaming eyes, but his looks doesn't matter when his heart and personality is pure. You just cannot live without him. If he was gone, you'd know that you'd be heartbroken knowing that you can't meet up with him or see him and here his cheesy and corny jokes.
Friend 1: I just met a guy named Christian
Friend 2: Really? What's he like?
Friend 1: Well :) He's SUPER kind and funny! He's not that very attractive like those super models, but his heart is sooo pure. He's...sweet :).
Friend 2: Wow! He sounds like that guy who would never exist.
Friend 1: I know, but he's here, and I'm so happy that I met and became friends with him.
by fl1ppydud3 September 09, 2012
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